Another Diss.

Was just talking to a friend online, and she said she was going to send me something, ten minutes go by and I find nothing. So I said "It's been almost 10 minutes and you haven't shown me anything" after saying twss, she laughed and I laughed, so I think it was a pretty good one.

Plus 3? maybe 4 funny points?

Home of The Writers

So I was at a friend's house, just chillin, and I honestly can't remember what I said, but I think it was something like "F*ck, I wish it was summertime already" and my friend proceeded to say "F*ck me too" even though she was agreeing with what I said, it didn't sound that way so I replied with TWSS. LOL I'd say this is about 5 maybe 6 funny points.

Well only a few moments ago, I experience a TWSS moment of epic proportions! I was telling a good friend of mine (I have many friends) about this wonderful and clever blog, and I mentioned that my friend was writing a new entry as we spoke. I then said "it should be up in a few minutes." To which I immediately, with cat-like reflexes, responded with an all-caps "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" (the all-caps was to emphasize the funniness of the joke." While this was quite funny, it is not as funny as possible, since I made the comment on one of my own phrases, which can be seen to be used as a set-up to make yourself appear funnier. However, this was quite funny, so i award it +5 Funny Points, bringing us to a total of +10 Funny Points.

Lunchtime

So yesterday, during lunchtime, I was talking about how I went 'all detective' on a picture on facebook, and then a friend of ours said "I went all detective on myself" of course, Mike and I immediately realized this and responded with TWSS. LOLOCAUST! Yeah I said it, lolocaust.

Funny Points: + 4

Physics Class

Alright folks, here it is: our first TWSS story! So yesterday in physics class, our teacher was talking about "parsecs" which is a measure of distance used in astrophysics. It's approximately 3.26 light years, so it's a rather long distance. So as our teacher was explaining this to us, she said "It's an enormous unit!" and then me and Gomez were like "That's what she said!" PWNAGE! LOLOCAUST!

Funny points: +5