Well this blog is an account of some of our favorite stories involving the phrase "That's What She Said." For those of you who live under a rock and don't know what that is, it is basically a way to be funny without any real effort or sense of humor. Anytime someone says something that could somehow be taken in a slightly sexual manner, someone responds with "That's What She Said!" Everyone laughs, and the person's "funny points" go up and they gain the respect and adoration of their peers. However, one must be careful not to respond with "That's What She Said" (or TWSS if you're really cool) too often, as this may cause the hatred of your peers and a loss in what is scientifically called your "funny factor." So enjoy this blog, and let us know if you have any great TWSS stories.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Home of The Writers

So I was at a friend's house, just chillin, and I honestly can't remember what I said, but I think it was something like "F*ck, I wish it was summertime already" and my friend proceeded to say "F*ck me too" even though she was agreeing with what I said, it didn't sound that way so I replied with TWSS. LOL I'd say this is about 5 maybe 6 funny points.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Well only a few moments ago, I experience a TWSS moment of epic proportions! I was telling a good friend of mine (I have many friends) about this wonderful and clever blog, and I mentioned that my friend was writing a new entry as we spoke. I then said "it should be up in a few minutes." To which I immediately, with cat-like reflexes, responded with an all-caps "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" (the all-caps was to emphasize the funniness of the joke." While this was quite funny, it is not as funny as possible, since I made the comment on one of my own phrases, which can be seen to be used as a set-up to make yourself appear funnier. However, this was quite funny, so i award it +5 Funny Points, bringing us to a total of +10 Funny Points.

Lunchtime

So yesterday, during lunchtime, I was talking about how I went 'all detective' on a picture on facebook, and then a friend of ours said "I went all detective on myself" of course, Mike and I immediately realized this and responded with TWSS. LOLOCAUST! Yeah I said it, lolocaust.

Funny Points: + 4

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Physics Class

Alright folks, here it is: our first TWSS story! So yesterday in physics class, our teacher was talking about "parsecs" which is a measure of distance used in astrophysics. It's approximately 3.26 light years, so it's a rather long distance. So as our teacher was explaining this to us, she said "It's an enormous unit!" and then me and Gomez were like "That's what she said!" PWNAGE! LOLOCAUST!

Funny points: +5